tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

ryein:

he burnt my shake.

nevvzealand:

some ppl get a ridic amount of notes on their selfies but it makes me happy bc im sure that makes them happy

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!

naotarou:

When your nose is blocked but runny at the same time

kanyewesticle:

what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season

just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

I feel like this ask should be a part of this post